Every week on Wednesday I devote a blog to whining. Despite being a really happy, positive person, I do have things that annoy me at times. I never let anything grate on my nerves for long but thought it would be fun to vent them periodically in my blogs.
I also feel that good things, the cheese in life, should be acknowledged as well.
I’m even going to throw in a bit of dessert, a piece of virtual chocolate, something that made me laugh or smile just a bit more than normal.
Sit back and join me now for the 14th serving of some wine and cheese!
One would think by now I’d run out of things to whine about…or at least be so sauced by the 14th glass of wine that nothing could annoy me…think again! 🙂
Bungles Are Back!!!
It is football season, and so therefore you can expect me to whine about the Cincinnati Bengals. WTH was that sorry excuse of a win about Sunday? Do we HAVE an offense?? I would rather have a notch in the win column, yes, but really boys 5 field goals is all we could produce to get our 15 points? You really aren’t thinking we can take on the likes of the Pittsburgh Steelers playing that way I hope!!! Thank GOD the defense decided to show up to play Sunday. GET IT TOGETHER!!!!
And while on the topic of sports…I swear the announcers for the football games could seriously just shut up already. “He is wishing/thinking/wanting blah blah blah” like they can read the minds of the players or something. They must seriously love to hear themselves talking because they never shut up. Really, say nothing, we can all see what is going on, we don’t need your non-stop jibber jabber. You are not funny or entertaining!
Old Fart Dating
Did I miss something? When did turning 50 make one a senior citizen? I keep getting these ads on the sidebar of my Facebook telling me I can meet thousands of senior singles on a particular dating site with a head line that says “Date Men Over 50”. WTF??? So what you are telling me is less than 3 years I’m considered an old lady??? Do I get a senior discount at the store? Do I then qualify for a Golden Buckeye card? Will AARP start sending me stuff in the mail? REALLY???? Sorry but um NO men at 50 are not seniors, in fact several are pretty damn hot!
Speaking of hot men over 50..I recently reconnected with hot one that I had met in the past. I’ve been hesitant to mention him because honestly I wasn’t sure how he’d feel about that. But now I’m going to as I pretty much have his okay. I think. Either way, he is a NICE GUY, and I like that! A great heart, super personality, BRAINS, strong faith, all wrapped up in tall package made of sexy eyes and smile, muscles, outstanding kisser and….OOPS this is my PG-13 page….. Yes I am enjoying this friend with benefits. He has a nice bike too and I admit it, I love being wrapped around him as his fender fluff, just spending time together as friends. Getting to know him better has been very nice and I’m looking forward to continuing.
Gotta mention this one, and I feel like I should be getting paid for pimping them…I’ve mentioned Febreze Home Collection Luminaries before, and now they have seasonal scents in the stores. The one sleeve has spider webs and spiders, perfect for Halloween, and OMG the scent of Caramel Crisp reminds me of caramel apples. It is SO wonderful! Again, gotta love it, they are like having a candle lit (looks like one) and it will go out after 4 hours. Safe to ‘burn’ without risk of kids, pets knocking them over (or falling asleep) and starting the house on fire. Check the site for more seasonal scents or your favorite store.
Autumn…while I am totally a summer person, loving it HOT outside, tan skin, swimming, beaches etc., I must say that sleeping with the windows open and needing to snuggle in under my comforter at night has been SO nice! We’ve also been able to enjoy our fire pit a few evenings and nothing smells like a wood burning fire or fire place. 🙂
“Bachelors know more about women than married men. That’s why they’re not married.”
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